Hopefully, this is self explanatory. For parents everywhere.
 

 
Don’t you just hate adults?
With their
brush your hair!
clean your teeth!
don’t stay out late!
eat your tea!
sit up straight!
get off the ‘phone!
and
do your homework!
 

 
Don’t you just hate kids?
With their
thick shiny hair,
bright white teeth,
their stamina,
their slender waists,
their youth,
their lifestyle and
their chance to do all the things
you failed to do because,

didn’t you just hate adults?
 

 
© David Hermelin 2016