Just a bit of fun, although on closer inspection…
1 Follow the instructions to the letter
2 If you encounter difficulty, seek expert help
3 Handle with care
4 Treat with respect
5 Not to be taken literally
6 Always start as you mean to go on
7 The presence of rhyme does not necessarily guarantee reason
8 Prolonged exposure may cause irritation
9 Wear appropriate clothing at all times
10 Leave a note detailing your intended route
11 Never talk of strangers
12 Keep to the marked paths
13 Do not exceed the stated dose
14 Do not use hooks
15 Do not cover
16 Do not pass off
17 Stay calm
18 Don’t panic
19 This substance is:
20 Keep well within the reach of children
© David Hermelin 2017
